One of my websites is collections.com, collections with two S’s. This is a collection of all my collections that I’ve collected for my wife and my children. The cars and purses are for my wife. The cards are for my children. Unless she wants them, then she can have them. I bought all this stuff for you, CC. If you don’t want it, you can always sell it and take the money. But I feel like these things are more valuable than money in the future. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am.
You know I love you so much. I think about you even when I’m doing other stuff. Like, what would she want as a present? What would she want me to get our kids as a present?
Money is stupid. We can always make more money.
These objects are actually interesting because they’re rare. There’s a limited quantity that was made at a certain point in time. They can never be made again. I mean, they can be, but I’m pretty sure those Python purses are illegal to make now. That’s why I got you all the Python ones. The leather ones are not as rare because we eat lots of beef, so there’s tons of leather out there. But I’m pretty sure snakes have all sorts of protections nowadays that you can’t just kill them and turn them into a purse.
So, that’s why I got you all the snakeskin purses. They’re all python. That’s the snake with the most skin. I mean, they can make them out of others, but why kill those snakes? You know, python, you can kill it if it eats your animal or your child or a human. It’s like an eye for an eye. One purse per human or animal killed.
I really wanna see you wearing these and walking around. I bought them for you, not for Tatum. I only got one Fendi purse for Tatum. That’s the one I threw on the ground, remember? You can have that one too. You can use it like your change purse or something.
They’re all worth at least $1,000 or $2,000. I mean, they’re especially worth more because I used them in this trip. Those are the anchors Speedy Gas is based out of. That’s why everyone’s trying to buy them off me and I’m not selling them.
Yeah, I’m glad you have that zebra purse. That’s your connection. And whatever else you took, I don’t know. It’s hard to keep track of them. There’s so many. I
hope you have my gold cases too. I need those gold cases. I know how you got them. You teleported them. Yeah, I talked to both of you, like you… I talked to all three of you, like you. Why would I call you by your names? It’s all a secret.
Your gang is called CC. Your mafia is called CCB. Yeah, I control the names of everything. The initial name, then you change the name every nanosecond or millisecond. And you change whether it’s a nanosecond or millisecond every decasecond or decisecond. Yeah, decasecond is 10 seconds. A decisecond is a 10th of a second. One-tenth of a second. we change our names every millisecond or nanosecond, then you change it either each decasecond or decisecond. So at any point, there’s at least 16 names you could have, so no one can address you by your name. You have 16 names, and they’re changed every millisecond or nanosecond, and it’s changed every millisecond or nanosecond, every decasecond or decisecond.
Now how does it change every decasecond or decisecond? It depends if you’re breathing in or out. If you’re breathing in, it’s every decasecond. If you’re breathing out, it’s every decisecond.
And that’s why your DLCO is always above 90%. Your FEV1 is always above 90%. And your FEV1 over FVC is always above 90%. And your complete blood count is always perfect. Your comprehensive metabolic panel is always perfect. Your heart rate is always perfect with no arrhythmias or palpitations. Your blood pressure is always perfect. Your respiratory rate is always perfect with no fever. Then that’s why you have no diseases of cardiology. You have no diseases of gastroenterology. You have no diseases of hematology. You have no diseases of oncology. You have no diseases of obstetrics. You have no diseases of gynecology. You have no diseases of urology. You have no diseases of nephrology. You have no diseases of cardiology. You have no diseases of gastroenterology. You have no diseases of rheumatology. You have no diseases of internal medicine. You have no diseases of surgery. You have no diseases that require surgery. You have no diseases of orthopedics. You have no diseases that require orthopedic surgery. You have no diseases involving the musculoskeletal system. You have no diseases involving the integumentary system. You have no diseases of dermatology. You have no diseases of hair. You have no diseases of skin. You have no diseases of eyes. You have no diseases of ears. You have no diseases of the nose. You have no diseases of the tongue. You have no diseases of the lips. You have no diseases of the teeth. You have no diseases of the oral cavity. You have no diseases of the oropharynx. You have no diseases of lymph nodes. You have no diseases of the blood. You have no diseases of the non-blood. You have no diseases of muscles. You have no diseases of tendons. You have no diseases of ligaments. You have no diseases of arteries. You have no diseases of veins. You have no diseases involving coagulation. You have no diseases involving any genetic mutations. You never develop telomere instability in your DNA. You never develop telomere instability in your RNA. You always have perfect transcription. You always have perfect translation. You always have perfect mitosis. You always have perfect meiosis. You don’t need any kind of infusion to regenerate your body. You don’t need any kind of drink to replenish ATP. You don’t need any kind of drink or infusion to replenish sodium, potassium, chloride, magnesium, or calcium in your body. Your levels of all electrolytes are always normal. Your levels of all hormones are always normal. You have no medical problems of internal medicine, and you live forever, and you never age beyond maturity, and you’re always young and youthful, and you’re always happy, and you have no diseases of psychiatry, and you have no diseases that require seeing a psychologist, and you have no diseases that require talking to a psychologist, and you’re perfect in every way, and you’re always perfect in every way.
And this is true for all women.